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slop smoothie

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ingredients

base

  • ~9 ice cubes
  • ~1 cup vanilla milk
    • ~1 cup milk
    • ~1/2 teaspoon vanilla syrup or vanilla extract
    • 1 teaspoon granulated sugar

banana sfk-butter bliss

  • 1 banana
  • ~1 tablespoon sunbutter, granola butter, cookie butter, and/or ube halaya

avocado-banana

  • 1/2 avocado
  • 1/2 banana
  • ~1 tablespoon sunbutter, granola butter, and/or cookie butter

blood (berry)

  • ~1 cup berries (blackberries, blueberries, raspberries, strawberries)
  • ~1 tablespoon ube halaya

equipment

  • blender
  • drinking cup

instructions

variations

banana sfk-butter bliss

  • add 1 banana
  • add ~1 tablespoon sunbutter, granola butter, cookie butter, and/or ube halaya

avocado-banana

  • add 1/2 avocado
  • add 1/2 banana
  • add ~1 tablespoon sunbutter, granola butter, and/or cookie butter

blood (berry)

  • add ~1 cup berries (blackberries, blueberries, raspberries, strawberries)
  • add ~1 tablespoon ube halaya

slop

  • add whatever. berries (red), avocado (green), ube halaya (purple), and granola butter (brown)? go for it :)

blending

add chosen mix to blender cup

add ~9 ice cubes

add ~1 cup vanilla milk

blend or pulse at medium speed for ~20 seconds or until smooth

there'd be an image gallery here but the thought of sorting through my food album scares me

that one trope in anime where there's food with a cursed purple aura but when you try it it actually tastes really good